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A penis. From the German "schlange" for "snake."

He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.

By zoltar

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

By dick

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

By Anonymouse269

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

By Long w e e n boi

SCHLONG. ( noun) A quasi-vulgar meaning the penis. The word schlong likely originated in a high school boys' locker room when a word was needed to describe the largest penis in the room. Many terms were tried, but the word SCHLONG fit the need perfectly.

Frankie emerged from the locker room shower with his SCHLONG slapping against his leg. It was obvious that his was the mightiest organ in the room.

By Macsloan