What's on your mug?

Scale from o to Pascal to determine one's level of stokeness. O being the lowest and Pascal being so stoked.

Dude how stoked are you about the football game on Monday? Dude, I'm like totally Pascal stoked!

By Buddaayyy

The hottest German person, he's a loving, caring Nazi, he will fight and sweat for his friends then he will gas them. He is all-around the best Dark Souls player in history and will make you feel like the biggest noob on the planet if you challenge him. Pascal would die for his cat, but not before incinerating and cutting in small pieces the bastard who killed his cat, then feeding said pieces to stray dogs, saving one piece which he will send to the bastard's family in a gift box. Pascal is awesome.

-Have you had fun last night at the party? -It was all boring until Pascal joined and released the gas.

By Boliyai

An outdated programming language which uses Begin and End instead of { and } for determining the scope of code structures.

Here is a simple program in pascal: Program PascalSucks Begin Writeln("Pascal Sucks"); End.

By Gek Rue

If something is sauvage!

Fucking hell that rapper’s music is pascal.

By Mowgli

A useless programming language one is forced to lean in high school, instead of a highly useful and relevant language like C, C++, Java, etc.

Mr. Pedersons AP Pascal class in 10th grade was the turning point - I could have been a successful high paid software engineer, but after having my soul crushed by that archaic monstrosity that I knew I would never use in any professional context, I ended up as a janitor cleaning toilets. I drink myself to sleep every night, sad and lonely in my van down by the river thinking of what could have been if they had taught me C instead.

By Frampton McChrist