What's on your mug?

The definition of normal may seem to be obvious and completely understood, but oh to the contrary. This houshold ordinary boring word has been given new life by one binge drinking alcoholic of Franklin VA. Such uses as "I am normal" or "How normal are you" are popping up every where throughout the asshole of courtland to describe the 'level of intoxication' for an individual. Although I feel the new definition of the word 'normal' is fuckin retarded, may all pinnacle (grey goose) drinkin mofos across region have fun asking each other dumb ass questions like "how normal are we getting."

Drunkyard 1: Hey T, how normal are you? T: Pretty normal. Drunkyard 1 (ten seconds later): Hey T, how normalll are we?? T: I guess pretty normal. Drunkyard 1 (56 seconds later): Lets take shots and get normal. And this pattern continues untill guy 1 gets too drunk to say the word normal.

By MikeBrownsnumber3fan

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

By Jessi

What is normal if everyone is different? Therefore normal doesn’t really exist. but now normal is someone that fits in correctly in order to please society

Person1 did u know that he’s gay? Person2 yeah it’s normal.

By Alex nelligan

Nonexistant

There's no such thing as normal and anyone who strives to be normal is wasting their time.

By weirdandlovingit

Normality is a way to identify with other people in a way that makes the so called "normal" or "common", even average, way of being. This normality is quick to enroot a cynical thought to those who think about what is the true definition of "normal" in these days, and people who stand out in the crowd are starting to define a new kind of normality called "abnormalism" or "freak-show". Normality was once being an upstanding member of society when now it englobes a whole new spectrum of beings, from tatooed freaks to whiny teenagers, or even the other way around, as being a slacker is now conformity or normality.

Anbormality is normal. 1)John didn't want to use his sneakers to go to work. Instead he applied blonde hair spray and went to his job shirtless and wearing flip-flops. 2)That guy with a lazy eye and a watermelon tied to a chain is very normal for these days.

By ChaoticNeutral