What's on your mug?

An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'. ------------------------- Equation of the word: Husband = Male + Spouse Male + Spouse = Mouse ∴ Husband = Mouse

Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary! Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that. Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag. Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror* Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended* Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*

By Rina Lam

An intelligent animal that plays a vital role in nature as a pollinator and natural decomposer of plant decay. Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do. A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain. However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior. A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.

Example 1: Testing medicine on a mouse isn't only cruel, but it's also misleading, humans suffered multi organ failure after a cancer medicine was falsely misled by animal testing. Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick. Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.

By Thecockatootamer

The cute and loving animal that distracts masterchief on Halo 1 and screws up the marines. Masterchief usually plays go fish with a mouse in this console game.

Masterchief (from halo 1 game) sees a mouse. Yells "Yay a mouse!" and frantically goes after it and then plays go fish while his marine teammates get slaughtered by covenants (aliens).

By Masterchief

Control for the computer. A small rodent, a pest, cats eat them.

I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen. Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice. Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!

By Saints

A word for an amazing person, smart, funny, sexy, if not a little naive.

Look at her, what a mouse!!

By tez700