What's on your mug?

Contraceptive ring used by females.

Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans. Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s

By YINGISWRONG

A jockey. (Australia)

With top Sydney hoop Corey Brown on his back, Warrior Trader showed great fighting abilities as he staved off the challenge of Michael Rodd’s mount Deuxieme, while Osca Warrior was a close up third.

By MonteZuma

Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.

That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.

By deusdiabolus

Ones Anus/rectal passage!

i: stop trying to thumb my hoop. ii: can i touch your hoop? iii: no gareth you cant thumb my hoop.

By hoopthumber

Slang term for the toilet.

"Yo, it's gonna be a photo finish, where's the friggin hoop in this place??"

By KidT