Another word for hypocrite, as in some douchebong saying for example "You're bothering someone so why do you keep bothering them?" And they end up doing that like 5 seconds later.
Twathead 1: -Plucks someone in the head over and over. Someone: "Quit it!" D: Hippo: "Stop hitting that guy!" -While plucking someone else over and over.
By Nobu_Michi
HIPPO Hot In Profile Picture Only When a girl or boy seems attractive in their default profile picture (Myspace, Facebook, etc) but further investigation proves otherwise.
1. Whoa, I thought she was bangin, but she was a HIPPO. Dude, those HIPPOs be mad tricky. 2. Do you think she's a HIPPO? Check her other pics man! I can't, they're blocked!
By Cascade117
Highest Paid Person's Opinion. Failing orgs usually have a HiPPO-wins culture. Often spotted in pre-digital\digital-denying companies with towering hierarchies. Bad decisions are made by managers who have never written a line of code in their lives and little knowledge versus the software engineers beneath them.
Software engineer: Why have we just spent a gazillion dollars on Oracle licences? Software engineer2: Oh, a passing salesman pitched to our HiPPO head of department, and now he wants the DBAs to write our business logic in Stored Procedures
By bucolicdictionary
Hippo.. meaning very fat person that needs to go to the gym more and cut dwn on the mcdonalds. Most common name.. floyd
Yo floyd.. u shud get dwn to the gym u hippo
By Tosh
A slang term for the tendency of groups to pick up or joke about on an individuals minor character trait thereby reinforcing that trait.
The majority of entries on urban dictionary are hippos
By Jobin