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Fuck is pretty fucking versatile. It can be used as An intransitive verb: "Lets Fuck." A transitive verb: "How did you fuck that up? An adjective: "That's Fucked." An adverb: "You are fucking beautiful." A noun: "I don't give a fuck." A pronoun: "What did that fuck say about me?" A reflexive pronoun: "Bob did that all by his fucking self." It also has a wide variety of meanings: To become intoxicated: "After work, I'm going to the bar to get fucked up." To be taken advantage of: "They fucked me on that deal." To have sex: "Bob fucked Sally." To perform poorly at a task: "He tried to change the tire, but he fucked it up." To assault someone: "Then Jim pulled out a baseball bat and fucked him up." To go away: "Fuck off." A small amount: "I don't give a fuck." A large amount: "He made a fuckload of money on that IPO and is living it up." To spend time wastefully: "Stop fucking around and get to work." To be broken: "I spilled a beer on my laptop and its completely fucked." A thing: "Hand me that fucker over there." A contemptible person: "What a motherfucker!" An admirable person: "What a motherfucker!" To be in a bad state: "The whole project was fucked from the word go." An interrogative: "What the fuck?" A positive exclamation: "Fuck yeah!" A negative exclamation: "Fuck!" The only other langage that I can curse with any degree of fluency in is Chinese, and I'm not familiar with any one Mandarin curse word that is as versatile as fuck.

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Fuck

"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word. Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers. NOTE: The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.

Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF! Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you! Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman: Jew? Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass! Cartman: Why the fuck not? Mr. Garrison: Eric! Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again! Mr. Garrison: Stanley! Kenny: Fuck! Mr. Garrison: Kenny! Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck. Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you say? Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? Stan: Holy shit, dude. -from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-

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