What's on your mug?

to keel over, and land on an un-used war device.

i hope i fall on a grenade

By SanJ Street

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

By dick fitswell

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

By Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin!

To be extremely bored or unhappy with a situation, surroundings or people.

Im going to fall on the grenade in this fucking room.

By Jason "skeezer" Harvey