What's on your mug?

An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied. It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.

Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!" Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye

By anonymous, yo

A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.

Kid: Why does my tooth hurt? Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out. Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

By I make words it is fun

a dentist is an evil sadistic person who likes 2 make your mouth bleed and lecture you about dental hygiene (which is worse?) in league with fellow sadistic creep, the orthodontist.

my blasted dentist likes to LOUDLY talk about cutting things out of my mouth while he has his hands in my mouth. one of these days im going to bite him.

By the amphibian messiah

a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.

I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!

By ken69

an asshole that no one likes except for their mothers. its even worse if you have one that doesnt wear a mouth gard thing because then they breathe all over you and where they breathe turns white and dies because of malaria. then they shove a bill in your face but you say fu-- then they bitch slap you and inject you with pain killers before you can finish saying fuck you. then when youre knocked out or in lala land they either forge your signature or steal your money or throw you in the industrial size meat grinder and feed your remains to their little demon kids that they never stop bitching about.

dentist:my kids have wings and red skin but no penis! dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls* dentist:that didnt hurt

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