coot ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt) n. 1. Any of several dark-gray aquatic birds of the genus Fulica of North America and Europe, having a black head and neck, lobed toes, and a white bill. See scoter. 2. Informal. An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man.
1. That bird, is a coot. 2. Look at that old coot, sitting on his front porch.
By Alan Coltrane
When something is too cute to say cute.
My girlfriend is so coot.
By somenamehere
An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.
Person 1: You know that Person 4? Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy. Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot! Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
By The Infinitely Prolonged
To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum
I coot at least five times a day. I cooted all over the place. I cooted her in the car as she drove.
By Reilly Clarence Parkes
a VAGINA COOCHIE COOCH PUSS PUSS! also cooter cooty
"Can I slap your coot?"
By Cooty Clinty