What's on your mug?

a $20,000 cover charge for 18-21 year olds

I was drunk my first semester at college.

By wjs

1. High school redirected in a very expensive facility, concentrated with thousands of other crazy drunks, potheads, nerds, and hopeful virgins. It's the center where young adults feel free to do as they wish considering booze, drugs and sex are beknowngst parents, and only until holiday vacations are when their precious sons and daughters come home clean and sober (most of the time). It's the namesake of a heavily financial burden and longterm debt paid by the attendee soon after they (hopefully) graduate. 2. The Real World meets Animal House.

Girl: College is going to be awesome! I can't wait to meet all the guys! Nerd: I will graduate with a B.S. in Physics. Boy: I'm a Sigma Chi. Professor: I hate these little bastards. Parent: It's as if they're suckling on my retirement funds.

By Ronique S.

A highly overated pyramid scheme in which, in exchange for four+ years of your life, you get financially raped by the school bookstore, tuition office, and the american educational system. And as a bonus you get a piece of paper called a 'Duh-Gree' which you pin to your shirt so potential employers will know why you are so stupid.

EMPLOYER: So why do want to work here? EX-STUDENT: Because I went to college, and therefore I am entitled to a high paying job. EMPLOYER: Of course. I think you will do well with us. Here is a corner cubicle where you'll spend the rest of your life complaining about why you never get a raise and dot.com dropouts are making more than you. EX-STUDENT: Sounds great! The job world isn't so hard after all.

By m1z_w1z_11

A place of conformity, stuck-up people, stds and brainwashing. Overpriced and worthless.

When College rejects you for admission, don't get upset. Be thankful that you dodged a bullet.

By not chasing the american dream

an expensive daycare center

I'll be retirin' soon, and the kids is gettin' too old for no one to notice if I kill 'em...

By retarded student