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a fool or idiot

get back assclown, you don't know how to do that!

By markbuckhardt

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times. Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

By DennisIsEvil

A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'. Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's. Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.

Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!" Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus." Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."

By Loin Slapper

A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.

Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.

By Janneva

Any person who thinks the show Jackass should be taken seriously.

Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?

By redelman43199