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Wal-Mart

(verb) Returning something that has broken or quit working a few months after purchase, whether one purchased it from Wal-Mart of not. This is due to Wal-Mart's return policy of don't ask, don't tell.

I totally Wal-Marted that vacuum after it clogged up and quit working on me. Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it. I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.

By HankHill

Wal-Mart

A very, very depressing place to be. There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few. A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying. B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.) C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit. D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...: "My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!" "I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!" "I got pregnant because of YOU!" E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing. Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart. See also: hell

Don't take your kids to Wal-Mart. Because Jesus told you not to.

By The Scurviest Pirate on Earth

Wal-Mart

1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates. 2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying. 3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.

2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O 5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center 10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap. 20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart. 25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government. 50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN. Thank you freedom. >.<

By ssssssshhh. A secret! Hehe

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