What's on your mug?

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already! Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

By anonymous967842

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.

I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.

By Rozzysed

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead

Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead

By Milf12344

To get head while taking a shit in the toilet

Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom

By Loganation

A turtlehead is a term given for when a person is heavily constipated and they are about to unload a massive dump in their rear end.

Person A: Where was you? I've been waiting for you for a good while. Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.

By TheUnknownRR