What's on your mug?

A blogging website for the pseudo-intellectuals who love to be marginalised and victimised by society, that think reblogging nonsensical propaganda from the comfort of behind their computer screen will revolutionise the world we live in. It is also used by people to post naked photos and videos of themselves on.

99% of Tumblr are self-proclaimed non-white fat gay disabled vegan transsexual atheist feminists, who blame their insecurities on anyone but themselves. The rest are horny girls.

By JizzySpunkbubbles

The most blessed but also the most cursed form of social media.

Person 1: Ayo, wanna go on to Tumblr. Person 2: Nah mate, Tumblr is too cursed for me.

By nanyeeter42

a place where you can post anything and no one will judge you for it.

" i killed a bitch today. " post that on facebook and people will be chocked and shit, but tumblr ... tumblr's cool.

By FUCKYOUIMDOPE

A site for people who think they care special and part of some internet cult when in realty, they are losers. Tumblr is a great place for sad white girls to post black and white photos/gifs of them crying about how hard their middle class life is or them cutting themselves. It's a place for "hipsters" to think they are unique and underground and girls begging for attention. Although tumblr may seem accepting at first, they actually hate 80% of the human population. People on tumblr think they are special and artsy, but when they get into the real world, they are pathetic losers with no friends.

Girl 1: hey did u c that pic of my cuts on tumblr Girl 2: yeah it was soooooo artsy Girl 1: uugh yeah i kno my life is soooo hard omg lol ^_^

By iloveallthesedicksinmybutt

a virus. don't get one.

"hey, what's a tumblr?" "oh man, it's a virus. it sucks, don't get one" "oh em gee, thanks for telling me!"

By we'llbebackshortly