What's on your mug?

a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show

oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face

By cocksponge squareballs

A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.

“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”

By Wheredidmyfekinlifego

when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward

this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.

By Cabo4

A man's genitalia.

"OMG what do you think of Chuck?" "I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..." "Yeah..."

By Steve Tuesday

He just gets funnier/more relatable the older u get.

Squidward

By Negro Testies