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Robert Pattinson

Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like. Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.

Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot? Me: No Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot? Me: No. Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot? Me: No. Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day. Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body? Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real. Julie: His smile makes me melt Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace

By ihaterobertpattinson

Robert Pattinson

He is the most adorable, hot, sexy, man, actor, singer, and musician ever! He has been in the movies Vanity Fair The Haunter Airman Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire The Bad Mother Handbook How to be Twilight The summer house Little Ashes He has the cutest laugh ever! His blue eyes are extremely gorgeos! He has haters because he is playing a perfect man vampire in the movie "Twilight" but no one is perfect, so dont hate him because he is the closest to perfect anyone will ever get soooo go away and play in traffic if you are going to hate on him! anyways robert pattinson in one word is AMAZING in alll ways The end.

Robert Pattinson = sexbomb

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