What's on your mug?

a term that refers to a nocturnal machine that turns keyboard strokes into errors and infinite headaches at 3am everyday.

"I'm a programmer." "go git commit die" "ok"

By acnhkid

Someone without a life.

Me to my friends: I am a programmer My friends: Wow, you really don’t have a life do you?

By Necro-boomer 1.0

Someone whose computer has afflicted them with Stockholm Syndrome

Person 1: Hey, man what do you do for a living? Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer. Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist. Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.

By McSquidy

A person paid to be a professional Googler

Oh look a professional programmer(googler)

By MooshiMooshiFrog

A dood that Builds code for everything on your Computer. He understands a whole bunch of code that may look like jibbirish to you.

A programmer can understand this: #!/usr/bin/perl my@"A,M"; my@"N,Z"; if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')"; print"asdf" } else { print"qwerty"

By Rhibbon