What's on your mug?

a state which is more vacant than an empty car park

I went through from California straight through to Utah without touching Nevada

By JonHawk

Next time you think there is nothing good in Nevada you should spend some time with the "Native Wildlife!!!"

I am the original "Native Wildlife!!" from NEVADA!!!

By Darlene U.

Small ass town in Ohio whose saving grace is the bar and the deli next door to it. Also features a flock of incest gingers called the Wards. Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.

Guy 1: Lets go to Nevada! Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada. Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers! Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!

By Wynford=prison

an unusually dry handjob, as if the givers hand was seasoned in the Nevada desert for a few years.

Me: Mike, I know you just met here tonight, but did you guys do anything? Mike: Yeah i got a Nevada, it felt like she was rubbing 24 grit sandpaper on my dick.

By DTyouright

If your name is Nevada it means ur awesome, sexy, and a beautiful young person. Your name is a state. Maybe you're named after that state. Lots of people might say your name as the state is pronounced but sometimes it's not pronounced the same way.

Hey Nevada how are you doing today? Nevada is a state which could be Las Vegas Nevada

By Yas ik it's me😂😏😉