What's on your mug?

A half erect penis

"Man, I'm getting horny... I have a Mongrel!"

By Cheekylover

Used to describe someone who's accent is all over the place. Intended as a compliment. Definitely not racist.

That girl sounded like she was from Manchester, Wales and Lincoln all at the same time - she was a proper mongrel-in a good way

By Granny robber

A knob in a state of high alert, viz a viz a watchdog or robber's cur. A slightly less prepared version is know as a half-mongrel, or slung-mong.

Oaf: "By crikey, I'm so enamoured of that gentlelady that my mongrel is verily frothing at the mouth. I fear I shall soil my tweeds with nut muck!"

By Mr Marky

Someone who parties exessively hard at all times.

Dude, it's Mongrel Monday. Come down to the house and pound this keg-dog. Dude, I was such a mongrel last night when I pounded all those brews/shots.

By Mongrelface McG

The name given to a complete and utter nonce who scrounges around the Earth looking for someone to give them the smallest bit of attention. Tends to be spekky as fuck and claims to be class at maths when in reality they are mediocre at best.

Lauren: “Who’s that girl who’s just been added into our group?” Jamie: “Oh, the one with four eyes? Thats just our mongrel.”

By megaweirdo