What's on your mug?

somebody you do not sexualize

my mom is killer thicc; amirite?

By get off your phone, John

someone who gave birth to you.

"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

By Santa

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.

By jdoggydog

One who gives birth to you and has to care and nurture your stupid ass until you are 18 or 40.You will never know. The most used comeback.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing this summer, Jeff? Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*. Dave: Idiot...

By Es34

1. The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world. 2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).

1. Of course I work, I'm a mom! And I have another job, too! 2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.

By radiofox