What's on your mug?

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

By i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed. A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.

"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!" "Mashed Potatoes anyone??" "Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"

By Jrockwhc76

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.

Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa? Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately? Britteney-*Laughing*

By The Onion

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.

My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her. My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.

By Lienad15

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

By Shiesty McNasty