What's on your mug?

the bathroom (because its where people have time to read)

im going to the library.

By AEF

Where millenials go to have sex

Hey girl lets go to the library

By King Obama 640

It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

"What's a library, dad? Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."

By Thomas Jefferson The Prez

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

By AYB

A place where you have to bang chicks quietly.

Her: My place or yours? Me: How about the library? We could read a book afterwards. Her: Nah.

By KingTrump