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what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline? You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.

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By Max

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older woman; usually she's right, of course. Similar to this is judge joe brown, which is getting told off or schooled by an older man. noun-to act like the TV judge; scolding, cranky, judgemental (I know judges should be judgemental, but she takes it too far). There is currently no noun form for judge joe brown, due to his less annoying style of juris prudence.

tommy: hey asshole! get off that car or you'll be judge judy'd by the principal! timmy: hey asshole too! our principal is a dude! tommy: in that case you'll get judge joe browned!! tammy: hey assholes! why don't you both get the hell out of here? i'm sick of seeing you losers just hanging around and making noise and......(long rant here)....................!!!! tommy: what a bitch! timmy: no, she's a judge judy!!

By earpuller

A high-rated TV Judge that likes to berate and talk down to her "litigants" in her courtroom with her annoying New York accent. She says things like "Do I have stupid written across my forehead?" She calls people idiot, moron, dumb and dumber, and "genious" (being sarcastic) among others.

Judge Judy, wheather you love her or hate her, is the highest rated Judge on tv and has been on the air longer than any of them.

By krock1dk@yahoo.com

A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show.

Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy? Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag. Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.

By MrSaturn33

Add a Time CBS judge who's the best female charge there is no matter what the fuck people say

Hey dude did you want to watch that Court show Judge Judy. Of course I do I love her she's a bastard I tell her don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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