What's on your mug?

July/August Vacation aka summer vacation

Ngl JAVA this year was the shit.

By AHadidSister

A small brown Chihuahua that gets treated like a human being although it is obviously just a small, albeit adorable, dog. Easy ways to spot a Java: 1. has it's own social networking page. 2. dressed in some sort of girly matching dog costume meant to mimic the way a human being would dress. 3. entrance into a room is shortly followed by "ooooh" and "awwww". 4. spotted being carried in a purse or satchel

JJ: Wow although patty is a great dog, I wish I had a dog like Java!

By megachiller

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

By Qbert

A slow, horrific language that takes a shit on everything that made C++ good in order to be easier to use. Ironically, it's harder and more frustrating.

Java: Oh boy, let's have fun with our interpreter, garbage collector, and enforced bad Object-Oriented practices! C++: You're a horrible person and you should feel bad.

By TheAirPump

A word used by english speakers - american english, specificaly - meaning a hot drink made with boiling water and toasted coffee grains powder.

Hold on a second, let me fix up a java for us.

By pbelasco