What's on your mug?

rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any

all guys do it like evry day im doin it right now

By billy bob

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.

Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.

By Pirate Suite

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

By Samantha Fox

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

By Patrick

rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum

what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere

By I'm jacking off