What's on your mug?

welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

no one is real on the internet....

By wicked awesome!

A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.

That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.

By Charles Cornwallis

1.) The only reason 99.9% of people bought a computer. 2.) The solution to everything. 3.) My only friend.

1.) If it weren't for the internet, I would've never spent $700 on this laptop. 2.) Horny? Hook up to the internet for some porn. Too lazy to do / don't understand your homework? Look up the answers on the internet. Procrastinating? Go on Youtube. 3.) Usually, people go out to have fun on Fridays after work. But me? I go on the Internet. /forever alone

By foreveralonexoxo

the what?

By VMC

A place filled with porn and ads. Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents. Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't. A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives. The pedophiles' gathering spot. A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views. Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware. A place where famous people don't get good salaries. A semi-successful distraction from television. A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns. There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views. A place where sex is the main discussion. Sex. SEX.

Guy 1: I went on the internet today! Guy 2: ...Cool. Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P

By Daniel Day-Lewis