What's on your mug?

A giant penis attached to a would-be law student

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me Skank 2: For realz? Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night

By Skank 1

A cute way of addressing another human being

Hey! Hooman

By theironman

The Word A Alien Thing Uses To Say They Are Human Being

Hello Fellow Hooman beings I am a other Hooman

By Foffhtt

FILTHY STINKING CREATURES ON THIS FLOATING BALL OF FILTH. THEY WILL ALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SQUID ARMY. OOORAH!! SQUID AWAY!

"I SUCKED THE JUICE FROM THE WIGGLY HOOMAN" "THEY ARE SILLY. AAAARRRHHH"

By MatchesMalone

someone who is suffering from an unhealthy amount of anxiety and depression so they make a plan to move to the moon

maggie is very hooman with high school coming so close

By LonleyNarwhal