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Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/ They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon. *SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING* More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.

One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.

By Help!

Girls

Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks... Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for" Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick. And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED. Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place... Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime... I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"

Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling* Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy* Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :) Girl: "why do you care?" *Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"* BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...

By ThaRealestNigga

girls

They are like sheets of tinted glass, very fragile and it's really hard to see through them...

Day 1 Girl: Did you even think about me or were you too busy playing Half Life 2? You: (Slightly lied) Of course I did, I was thinking of you while I play the game. Girl: ....(not talking and left w/o saying good bye) You: (Send her an E-Card and find a poem for her and tell her that you love her. Day 2 You: Open your Email after you came from work/shchool...the Email said that she's braking up with you because she doesn't want commitment. You: you think back of all the things you did for her, you're pretty sure she love you and now she's saying otherwise. Possible explanations: 1. It's her period 2. There's someone else she like

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