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Tall, black, blocky creature with very long arms in which they use to pick things up like blocks and even other mobs. They can teleport and appear in the overworld, nether, and end; also in the end city, aswell. They drop enderpearls but sometimes they don’t drop anything. They get very angry whenever a player looks at it’s eyes.

Player 1: “woah look at that enderman!! I’m gonna look at it’s eyes” {player was slayed by Enderman} =========== Player 2: *kills enderman* Player 2: *teleports using enderpearl*

By Unhelpful_Yes

Gender Envy

"Enderman Are So Gender"

By H4ll0w33n.carrd.co

A nigga named channing

“I met this enderman his name was channing”

By Meowwwwmatte

The Enderman is the name of a Minecraft mob who can teleport. In the “Guardian of Aspekt City” universe from Orcasify Production’s YouTube Channel, the Enderman is the secret identity used by Derek Zoldyck. Derek Zoldyck is a former billionaire who lost his parents to organized crime in the fictional city of Aspekt, SD. Derek Zoldyck trained for 3 years in Tak, Thailand with a group of deadly assassins called the “Penumbra” until his departure due to moral disagreements in 2019. Derek took on the Enderman persona on August 20th, 2019 in order to stop his city from becoming unfixable. He chose the Enderman persona because in the “Guardian of Aspekt City” universe, Endermen are ancient creatures who are told to children as folk stories.

“I ain’t afraid of no Ninja” “It’s the freaking Enderman!”

By Rypt

Barack Hussein Obama II (/bəˈrɑ k hu ˈseɪn oʊˈbɑ mə/ ⓘ bə-RAHK hoo-SAYN oh-BAH-mə;1 born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, he was the first African-American president. Obama previously served as a U.S. senator representing Illinois from 2005 to 2008, as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004, and as a civil rights lawyer and university lecturer.

An Enderman can’t swim

By Frederick Yeo