What's on your mug?

A code name often used for someone that is bald/almost bald, this is saying that it (A) looks like you can cook an egg on his head and (B) their head is shaped like an egg.

"Bro honestly have a huge crush on Egg"

By Piizza_cake

An organic malformed orb, that of which incubates lifeforms in their fetal state.

I eated a egg.

By Lucas24709

Superior to Kylie Jenner

“Hey Tim, did you hear about the egg that bested Kylie Jenner?” “Why yes, Billy, I did.”

By gay.and.tired

the fucking food

i ate a fucking egg for breakfast

By blubberthing

something you spam to your friends at 3 AM or just when you have nothing to say

Quinn: Dude logan quit spamming Egg at 3 AM i wanna sleep Logan: No

By StoopidNurd