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they are so stupid the get caught in those fishing nets all the time

By Eric Cartman

Pure epicness. No other animal beats them. You hurt them I hurt you. 🐬 EPIC

dolphins are more epic then you will ever be

By dolphinn

Gay sharks.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

By Kutsinta

marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat. With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.

1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy 2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction. 3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish. 4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac. 5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...

By dolfagphin

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

By sixtimesseven