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sex

[a guy] and [a girl] having [sexual intercoarse]

skyler: hey u want to hav sex j.j: ya wat time? skyler: rite now cuz im [horny] n i want u so bad j.j: ok im intering yur apartment skyler: [kk] im on the bed ready n naked for u to com hav sex wit me. j.j: nockin on ur bedroom door skyler: come in sexy( i shout in a sexual voice) j.j: i walk in an aproach u n a sexy way skyler: my legs are open n ready for u to eat me up j.j: 1st i lick ur [boobs] [bottom] to [top] goin slowly down skyler: hurry up n jus lick my pussy j.j: ok im eatin u out skyler: uhhhhh mmmmmm lick it [baby]!! it feels so good!! j.j: (after im done) i put my dik in ur pussy skyler: k im ready u nasty boy!! j.j: o yah [baby] u like that?? skyler: yah [baby]!!( moanin) faster!! fuck me harder uhhhh!! j.j: (sqweling) the bed is sqeekin really fastly ma dik is so hard!! skyler: i think u poped my cherry!! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh HUUH! DIS IS UR PUSSY BITCH!! NOW FUCK IT LYK U NEVA DID BEFORE!! J.J: DAMN GIRL!! ur a hard bitch u like it rough!! skyler: ([da] next day!!) done!!

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sex

A disgusting, horrible, agonising act, where man puts his cock into woman's vagina. Note: this act is VERY painful, both to woman and man alike. Still, if humans wouldn't do this nauseating, hideous act, we wouldn't multible, and mankind would go extinction very soon. There're, however, masochistic, utterly insane individuals, who actually enjoys this thing. These people are extremely dangerous, and shouldn't be approached under ANY circumstances! If you encounter person, who enjoys sex, DO NOT RUN! Running just excite these twisted individuals. Instead, throw yourself to the ground and pretend to be dead.

Sex is horrible, terrifying act.

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