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Karen

She is such a Karen.

By Majestic Magnolia

A person, usually a white woman but the term in not exclusive, who berates employees of their favorite fast food restaurants and middle-class clothing stores. They can also be spotted in the wild during a fit of road rage, and they nest in suburban areas, where they often scream at their neighbor's kids for skateboarding in the culdesac. These screams can be heard from miles around, and they often make threats to call the police or sue an establishment. Karens often complain to city council, and they make a habit of asking to speak to a manager. Karens are to be avoided at all costs, or videotaped and posted to social media for a good laugh. If encountered, Karens will avoid taking responsibility for their behavior. They are attracted to minivans, clearance sections, and they are often seen speaking to a manager. (Further research is needed on whether this relationship is mutualistic, commensalistic, or parasitic. We have a hypothesis this may be parasitic). They will become hostile towards music, skateboarders, and regular people doing their job.

Manager: We have to ask you to leave this restaurant please. Karen: No I dont think so. They got me a small fry when I paid for a medium, I want a f%$king refund! Manager: You also already ate them, so I can't give you a refund, Karen. The best I can do is give you the difference of what the cost is, that way you paid for the small fries you ate. I have your reciept, and your money. Please take it and go. Karen: F%ck you and f%ck your job! I am never coming back here! Manager(to coworker): Thank God for that! Make sure you get their order right next time so we dont have to do this again, okay? Coworker: Yes sir, sorry about that. I offered to give Karen medium fries but she already ate the small ones and she was screaming at me and demanding you speak with her. Manager: I know, its okay.

By kagenw01

A women usually in her 50s. Very dramatic, doesn't follow rules and regulations. Karens are known for the saying "I would like to speak to your manager". Karens are hard-to-please people. Karens get super pissed of by any "loud" noises and doesn't notice herself when she's the one being loud (literally). Karens are usually very posh people. Some are even obsessed with watching horse racing and you can hear them yelling from a mile. Karens are known for their short, blond hair, though their features can vary. Don't waste your energy on these type of people though, they're just not worth your time. Fun fact: I have a Karen as my neighbour... though it's not very fun.

Me: *Talking with someone outside with a perfectly normal tone* Karen neighbour: "SHUT UP YOU BITCH!" Me: "Did you take your medications today?" Karen neighbour: *Silence*

By BlueMoon~

A dumb middle-aged woman who wants the manager because the poor worker got her latte order wrong. Her main habitats are shops and coffee shops. She makes your life harder and probably doesn't care about the dead. It's clear she's delusional and calls her children perfect but they actually look like shit. She also never wears a mask.

Karen: YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!!!!!!! Worker: Oh sorry let me just- oh could you wear a mask next time? Karen: I HAVE A DISORDER!!!!!!! Worker: Uh- Ohhhhkaayy? Karen: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER! Worker: Wh-why?

Typically a white liberal woman but not prejudice to black or other nationalities.

"Did you hear that lady bitching in there about me not wearing a mask? What a God damn Karen!"

By Based89