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or "footie" as most soccer playing individuals would call it, is the mother of the much more manly football (Rugby). Soccer players start their career in rugby then move quickly to soccer because they cannot "hack" the hard hitting, beer drinking, partying all night long part of Rugby. It does not sadden the rugby world that soccer is more popular however, because they would just assume not be associated with the soccer players. Some ruggers been quoted as saying, "we don't want to be associated with the soccer playing fags."

Dude! wanna go play some soccer? No thanks, I don't like taking it in the ass. I want to play Rugby.

By lssurfc

The sport that broke my freaking ankle and sprained the other one!

By Kat

A game enjoyed by ten year olds and people outside the United States. Nobody relevant enjoys soccer. It is a faggy looking game you can get no pleasure participating in or watching. Eurofags especially get worked up over it, because in their countries, soccer is the only thing they're good at, as they've long been irrelevant as world powers for ages. In Europe, soccer is called "football". It makes more sense to call that football than American football, but since it's such a shitty sport, nobody in the U.S. can bring themselves to call it that.

Eurofag: Blimey, mate, what a rousing game of football! American: Soccer's for fags, limey. Eurofag: Wot wot? Oh yeah? Well the pound beats the dollar! American: Enjoy your faggy no-hands game, loser with bad teeth.

By Penguin Truth

A sport that is enamoured around the world but here in America is only suited for those under fifteen years of age.

About that time for soccer eh? Right on!

By Origin

The softest sport on earth. Only played by kids who can't take a hit or do anything other than kick a ball. People who play soccer are not respected and should switch to another tougher sport such as hockey.

"His arms are the size of my finger...he must play soccer"

By User237158