Cat
A bitch animal
My cat just stepped on my balls, fucking bitch
By lbumlbuml
What's on your mug?
Cat
murderers, they will kill you in your sleep, STAY AWAY they will try to trick you with their adorable looks.
WHOA DUDE STAY AWAY FROM THAT CAT
By torrejas
Cat
A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.
"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok." - a cat thrall
By PooPoo Garbage LLC
Cat
A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow
Curiousity killed the cat
By MizzyDaCat
Cat
A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you don’t feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room
Person 1: meow Person 2: what are you, a cat? Person 1: indeed
By Ratas.noodles