What's on your mug?

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

By Youdamnbastard

Child born out of wedlock

He is Edward's bastard child

By Volibear

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.

That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!

By Scrambled legs dance squad

an unpleasant or despicable person. Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.

“oh my god! They killed kenny! You bastards!!!”

By BonkFinn

1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger) 2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair 3. AssHole

1. That child is Our bastard 2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard 3. Why you always have to be a bastard

By 459395