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Zombie

See: Zombieland A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012. The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins. Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( [Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)

Joe: Hey, Bill. Bill: Yeah? Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild? Bill: ...No.

By TheDailyFail

zombie

zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,

As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..

By NAZI-LOVER

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