Someone who lives in Keene and comes to the dorms of the Keene State College campus and feeds off of the rich college students. ...is a nice person overall and will stay by your side through everything in order to take over your apparell. Says he's going to do lots of things, but never does. has big ears, says he has no money and yet his parents pay for everything, including his rent... oh well...
Matt Rockwell is a model townie.
By B Shea
IM A TOWNIE ILL KICK YR ARSE TROUGH THE FUCJING WALL, this is an example of our great english culture...
all townies live in southend in shity flats with thier pissed mothers listening to thier 'phat' beats... mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.
By VMC
The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN
"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"
By matt
townies are people who who gain so-called friends by acting like arse holes. but skaters (like me) gain respect by being nice... townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways: 1) virmin 2) have a bird brain 3) move around in swarms 4) very unintellegent 5) scavangers townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard' lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her. summary: townies- shoot-to-kill
townie: he-he-he your gay he-he-he (gay laugh) skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe townie: your mums a arsewipe skater:erm your not funny
By skatersrock
The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.
Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.
By BadLieutenant