What's on your mug?

a half platypus half elephant eating a peanut butter sandwitch with tomato sause and a 2 way radio that is operating on a rabid goldfish

see: arfenhouse

By Gunboy

16 elephants jumping on a trampoline whilst wearing balaclavers and top hats whilst humming the french national anthem backed up by an orchestra of chickens singing i will survive, and all this on an air craft carrier in the middle of the pacific ocean whilst alians shoot bolts of corn and chewing gum at them

bang bang hum hum bang squawk bang hum bang sqwauk zap bang squawk zap hum zap

By keiran

Random is a term used for something which is very out of the blue, like when there is a big silence and then somebody says a 'random' word, which would normally not be at all funny, and then starts uncontrolable laughing. Random words made up (or adopted) by me (Lucy W): shmugamuga, chimpish fool, silly plonker, meep...

Person 1: Hi Person 2: Hi *SILENCE* Person 1: Cows! Person 2: That was random! Person 1 & 2: HAHAHA!

By cutie-cookie

Florp. Bibble-y-wibble-y-wibb. Yorf! (That is random)

Neep neep neep, all the way home. How random.

By 00tinytim00

Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!

By GANJAMAN