What's on your mug?

A fat sexy hunky guy who gets all the girls and push in the world.

Hey John can you eat us out please.

By Offbiger

John is a dumb person with zero good looks. John has black hair and brown eyes.He has really bad anger issues and you should most likely not trigger him.He will always love all the nerd stuff and you will most likely not want to talk to him. Unless you like stuff like Mario cart and stuff like that.If you want to be his friend than just be very considerate.Also he is pale and has a stupid smile.

John:I just got Mario cart! You:(not paying attention) ya ya cool.

By The person on the screen

A very nice funny and chill guy. His penis is big. He's perfect. Trust me I would know (wink wink) he is always willing to help a person in need. He's good with girls. A real gentleman, he's a class clown, he's a good person in general. He isn't a fuck boy although he seems like it but he just likes to act like it. He gets annoying but he tries to stop...he's a great guy. You should give him a chance even tho he's not the best looking.

Wow I really miss john, he's such a good guy and I want someone like that:(

By Jaelyn

He just has a huge, oh wait sorry, GINORMOUS DICK. Has all the bitches, and all the hoes. HE IS GOD LIKE. He is medium height, has a majestic tan, luscious hair, hazel eyes, a 4 pack and uses special made XXXL Condoms. He has pearly whites and a fresh, minty breath. He can eat 50 Chicken McNuggets and not be fat, he has calves of steel, yet he doesn't hit the gym, not to mention his balls are made of obsidian. His sweat tastes like if God took a piss and it tasted like fresh lemonade on a hot summer's day. HE IS OUR SAVIOUR

Meegan: So who are you dating? Kylie: John Meegan: Is he like how it was described in the bible? Kylie: EVEN MORE

By xXayyitsurboimrkrabzXx

NOUN; Gods Gift To Women, Extremely talented in bed, his skills, talents, and abilities to pleasure a woman are second to none. Can be confusing at times, he will talk to you for weeks and then just disappear. John likes to give. Big hearted individual who will take off his coat and give it to someone who is in need.

John has a heart of gold, and last night he made love to me until I lost my ability to stand and walk. Thank god for bringing us John"

By Biblical Evidence