Dan is a great guy with an amazing but strange sense of humor. He is rather good looking. He is one of the best friends you could have in your life because he can make you laugh by just talking. He's hard not to love because of his obscene sense of humor. He really is a great person to be around and any girl would be lucky to be with him.
... Dan
By Unicornsaremybestfriend
1. man of ultimate lameness. 2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force 3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult?? Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
By 2do2
Someone who needs to Shut the fuck up
Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan: yes ‘Shut the fuck up’
By Big bruh moment fr
Someone that has social status, especially with the female, that resembles that of the great Dan Blizerian. (Nuon)
"Yo, Dan like you fuck hella bitches or what?
By dansfavoriteman
To use the term "slut" when describing him would be letting him off lightly. If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere. Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again. He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her". Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
"Dan, this is my friend ---" "She 18?"
By wednesdayjade