What's on your mug?

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

By Brother Number One

A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too! Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens. Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving. Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs! Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!

By MissCaliBrownie

What breaks up familes. What caused my dad to die. Beer=hell. It tastes like fucking poop!

Mom: hey guess what? Me: What? Mom: Your dad is dead Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? mom: He was drinking too much beer again and...

By Bayle

the magnificent drink that keeps us between hard liquor and chick or 2

you drink beer in a strike out (bong hit slam beer shot of 151 then let out bong hit)

By budsmoker420

A nasty tasting beverage that fucks up the brain and causes people to be ill and act abnormal

Why would you want to drink beer? It tastes like shit

By lunar shadows