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sex

1. The act of enjoying being single. 2. A forgotten act after you say "I do" and stupidly get married. 3. An insult for married women and the cause of headaches.

1. girfriend: "hey baby, why don't you fuck my head off" boyfriend: "spread your legs baby" 2. 6 year old daughter "Dad, whats sex?" Dad: "I don't know honey, I don't remember" 3. wife calling on phone: "When are you comming home?" husband: "when i finish feasting my cock with these hoes in the pub. Do what you always do, go to sleep darling"

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