What's on your mug?

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair

when joey sits down he gets taller he is a jordan

Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.

Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."

By Hym Iam

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub

Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root

By murraynod

Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU

Jordan. The green beast.

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot

My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics

By ohthatpie