What's on your mug?

person1: here you go a tiket mam_ yayy mam_ i hit the lato person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs homeless man_ can i have some change the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run white cop: mam i need you to step out the car mam: fuck off white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo

every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket

By kokokokooookokokjhubnmlkubjfhg

nothing

you have no life

life, What happen when a male and a female have sex life is like a disease everyone living gets it and death is the only cure.

Male: hey babe do you want to make life. Female: Yeah lets make life.

By ahhhhhh life

In other words it's disappointing. A huge disappointment. Life is a game where everyone loses.

I hate life

By Crazy lady one on one

Life is when you live. you can do a lot of stuff in life e.i. Ride a bike, Play Soccer, Murder someone.

I love living life!

By nigganator2000