What's on your mug?

The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.

Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.

By docbac15

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

By old handle

The Catholic feast day of St. Valentine: Patron saint of young people, happy marriages, love, lovers, bee keepers, fainting, travellers, plague, epilepsy, and affianced couples. Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.

Let's celebrate Valentine's Day in honor of St. Valentine and his feast day! St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!

By Evangelist

Mating season for humans

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.

By A name nobody has used

There are two ways to define valentines day 1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom. 2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.

"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"

By anonymous999999999999