1. A mythical beast whose ejaculate consists of flaming rainbows 2. A girl whose a virgin, usually in college.
1. John- "Unicorns are made of epic fucking win man, they cum flaming rainbows." Doug- "Dude, you are so full of shit....." John- "But its true... I SEEN IT!" 2. Phillip-"I hear that girl in physics is a unicorn" Bobert-"Jenny? No way man, shes a horse".
By a pirate
i mystical creature with a sharp horn on its head. the chances of you finding one in real life is about the same as finding a mary-sue
Girls are like unicorns, beautiful, intellegent, but if u get to close u get gored"
By inoesomestuff
One corn
I would like a Unicorn, please.
By Maryam Aboalsbah
As defined in Dr.Phillips High School, a virgin who has not received their first kiss yet. (Masturbation and non-sex non-kissing yet sexually related groping are irrelevant when deciding one's unicorn status.)
1: "Sometimes it's hard being unexperienced, but if we're both in the same state, I guess it won't drive me crazy!" 2: "...Actually, I had my first kiss yesterday..." 1: "...OH GOD, I'M THE LAST UNICORN!!!"
By FantaSea
Sooo fluffy and cute,it gets all of your problems away, you can throw its poop at other people (only if you have some & people don't get mad if you throw it at them) It has a horn and it poops rainbows. And farts them. It's all rainbows & cute stuff around them. You wanna cuddle it & take it home.
teacher: you have to write an essay in pair on some rare animal of your choice. me&my bff: *looks at each other* MHM you thinking what Im thinking?? Well write about..... UNICORNSS!!!! *-*
By pizzaqueens