What's on your mug?

High

I’m stoned

By Lillian Pumpernickel

When you get stoned thrown at you.

Sexyboiandy: did u get stoned? Oliver: Nah my dude, it is not medieval times, retard.

By Pufta_

Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)

Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉 Smoking marijuana

By Romeo13579

getting/ got (verb); In a video game, dying from fall damage when it could have been prevented but you fudged it. Derived from youtuber "StoneMountain64" suggesting to people to manually press your parachute at the last moment to avoid being a target, however in practice it leads to becoming a pancake more often than if you had just used the damn parachute earlier. The term was created by 'Neebs Gaming' in thier Call of Duty: Warzone animation episode "Fall Damage"

I got stoned, but I know I pressed the parachute button!

By Badjer47

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons

Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit”

By DictionateUrbanly