1. To become inebriated. 2. To have sex.
1. "Moosin' on the moose juice." "Dude, you were moosed like a caboose." "Once the moose is loose, you can't goose the noose." "Hey man, don't be a moose noose." 2. "I moosed that papoose like a zeus moose."
By Devin Conathan
The name of a person that you've met before a dozen times, but you forget their name, and when you ask someone that knows his name, they exploit your forgetfulness, by giving you a most ridiculous wrong name.
I remember meeting him before at Adam's bachelor party, but I forgot his name. Oh, that's MOOSE.
By SovietTugBoat
A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.
There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall. When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!
By fir3wing
Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.
The Moose is a stupid dickhead.
By IHateMoose
A tall hansome hot af guy from Canada
Kathryn: Fuck Moose is so hot omg Lucy: Ummmmmm who is Moose?? Jasmin: I think she's talking about the new guy from Canada Kathryn: Hell yeah I am
By Jasmina .R